Chaos Monkeys

We've become the United States of Havoc

The Right have been squawking about reducing the size of the Federal government for decades ("I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub.")

For the last 11 days, the chaos monkeys in the White House have been attempting to do just that — Twitter style.

Grandpa gets the headlines for abruptly fr…